Once upon a time there was a pint sized pumpkin. It only grew to be pint sized, but it’s owner treasured it. That was until the fateful day when a squirrel decided to treasure it more.
Enter Evil Squirrel. He treasured the pumpkin all right, treasured it all over the front porch.
Then Cat spied the Evil Squirrel.
“It’s okay, I’d rather have squirrel pie, than pumpkin!”